WEiRDEST DREAM YOU HAVE EVER HAD?

I wake up in this small room, probably 11x11. theres a alligator standing up wearing a red and white striped tap dancing outfit with cane looking at this cage (bamboo bars and straw inside). Inside is this girl who has a peanut (shell and all) as a body. Full sized girl. Normal head ... brown long pigtails. about my age (i was about 4). The alligator was going to eat her, he didnt see me, there was no talking in the dream, but he was definately going to eat her. in an attempt to rescue her, i went and hid under the cage (it was a standing cage, the legs were about 1 foot tall each and made of bamboo again). Under the cage i remember seeing just the feet of the alligator (standing on hind legs of course). I suddenly took out my toy makeup kit (i had this in real life) and started putting on my plastic lipstick while looking at my plastic mirror. suddenly the alligator saw me and i ran out from under the cage into a conjoining room that was only about the size of a walk in closet.